Right now I am drinking "Natura Chardonnay". It's organic and I like it. I found it in the part of Kroger that is separate from normal Kroger...you know....where all the Hippies go. I went there looking for tofu. Ultra firm tofu, because I've found a new fascination with tofu and it's healthy...supposedly.
I'm also watching Real World, but I'm not REALLY watching it because it is not good anymore ever since they started making it about sex and hooking up and drama. What happened to the Real World with Rachel? with Julie? with Puck? with Judd? with Erik?...you know, that guy that was on "MTV Work-out Jams" or whatever it was called....what happened to that Real World? I'm talking 1996 Real World! Come Back!
It will never come back.
Because now I'm 30!
I'm not 16.
Humph!
In another life, I was a hippie.